bukan marah orang lah

ok..

tadi mase semua dosen berdiri busy busy kerat badan kelinci

mase mahasiswa dan mahasiswi duduk2 belajar dan mengajar..ad jugak lahh yang melahirkan rasa simpati melihat kelinci di potong2 dosen..

di satu pojok tersepuk dua orang anak dara yang sangat cantik lah..

aq ngan alma..

kami pun macam mahasiswi lain

belajar dan mengajar

FYI

belajar dan mengajar yang saya maksudkan tidak semestinya ko bukak buku modul aq bukak sabotta ok??

dalam kehidupan seharian pon kita mengalami proses pembelajaran kan??

so..

alma : ice, apsal blog ko banyak marah2 huh??ko tau x nanti klu org yg xknal ko bace mesti die maki2 ko ckp apelah budak nih luahkan perasaan semua kat blog..

aq : haha(gelak guling2)..ko pun percaya ke aq marah2 orang??adoiiyaiii..aq x marah org lahh..aq marah diri aq sendiri..aq marah result aq yg sangat lahh "membanggakan" tuh..aq marah anatomy aq....n most of all aq marah diri aq sendiri dengan sangat hebatnyerr..haha..xpe2..salah aq jugak..aq patot letak p/s ini xde kene mengene dengan sape2 hanya saya dan diri saya dan pelajaran2 saya..adoiii

alma : ye ke ice??

aq : yelah..aq nak marah sape jerk..klu aq marah pun dlm hati jerk..haha..(gelak banyak2 lagi)

alma : sengal lah ko ice(join aq gelak banyak2)

adoiiiyaiii..

haha..

tadi aq nampak usus kelinci kembang kuncup dalam pilokarpin..comel..

hehe..

group aq dapat arnab cantik warne hitam..

ad sekor arnab dalam sangkar..

die albino n mate die sangat merah dan sangat cantik

bulu die putih suci

mase aq masuk lab tuh die tengah makan

mase aq da nak abis tengok dosen2 potong2 arnab

makanan arnab tuh abis..

haha..okehh

p/s ; ini serius merepek..

masyaAllah

woiii...presentation x siap lagi lahh budak!!!!

p/s lagi ; saya sangat berharap A3 tidak kena present lagi sebab memang xde sape da nak g..saya pon da malu da asyik g depan jerk..malu tau x??malu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sbb..orang len pon nak markah gak kan??xkan asyik aq jerk??ehh..hehe..x..x..xkan asyik group aq jerk..hik33..

ehh..xlame lagi nak balik lah..lg sebulan from now..wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MALAYSIA

SAYA RINDU AWAK SANGAT-SANGAT

AWAK XRINDU SAYA KE????

=))))))))

adoiyai lahh

stay away

far

far

away

alahai

rindu lahh

sakit hati wo

segan giler nak ckp

boleh x fhm

kenape suke sangat buat org terase??

ke aq yg terlebih2

da..

klu xnak ckp lah xnak

klu nak ckp lah nak

mcm keling lahh

no money

no talk

no flirt

no love

gain some respect

wanita muslimah

islam sejati

merajok

aku=kamo=saya=awak

rahsia

dulu-dulu

ayah

sekolah

husada

bebas

cadaver

mati

xfhm ke buat2 xfhm

remed

herr

xnampak batang hidung

keciwa

takot

pandainyerr

rajin

malas

alim

oh my god

duit da abis

lapar

lele

telor

nyanyi

cuti

air ludah

awal

lambat

tdo

zzzzzzzzz

lalala~~lets dance babiehh

I did it for love
I did it for love
I did it for love
I did it for love

No signs for me
I saw your game but yet
and still you got me
You touched the deepest part of me
You got my heart it's jumping
I told you all of my secrets
Didn't see betrayal
One day two months
And now it's over
Didn't think it would fail

Loving you is causing me to change
And it hurts so bad it don't feel the same
And now my friends are asking me
"What did I do?"
Im done hurtin' myself over loving you
Oh I

I I I I did it did it did it for love [4x]

(I know that I did you wrong)
Please forgive me baby girl I'm sorry
(You know that you did me wrong)
Why you crying baby girl I'm sorry
(I know that I did you wrong)
Heaven knows I don't mean to hurt nobody
(You know that you did me wrong)
Let me take this time to say I'm sorry

Loving you is causing me to change
And it hurts so bad it don't feel the same
And now my friends are asking me
"What did I do?"
Im done hurtin' myself over loving you
Oh I

I I I I did it did it did it for love [4x]

(I know that I did you wrong)
Please forgive me baby girl I'm sorry
(You know that you did me wrong)
Why you crying baby girl I'm sorry
(I know that I did you wrong)
Heaven knows I don't mean to hurt nobody
(You know that you did me wrong)
Let me take this time to say I'm sorry

Loving you is causing me to change
And it hurts so bad it don't feel the same
And now my friends are asking me
"What did I do?"
Im done hurtin' myself over loving you
Oh I

I I I I did it did it did it for love [4x]

I had some injunctions baby
But I'm done hurtin' you
Wanna make it up to you

Didn't you see in it my heart?
I can't trust it anymore

I I I I I .... want to make it up to you [2x]

Didn't you see it in my heart?
I can't trust it anymore

I I I I did it did it did it for love
Did it did it for love

me lorr

im back

to the old me

the me when im old

me the old ones

the old tyme me

the old-old tyme ago

old me

n old tyme me

n old me..

n the future..

the old me do not know..

haha..

have fun lah kamoo~~

puas??

padan muka lorrrr~~~~

senyum

senyumanmu seindah suria

ur smile makes the world glow

senyum lah sbb bunga akan berkembang dengan senyumanmu

ur smile makes me melt

scenario 1

man : adik, boleh tolong tak?? (muke serius)

gurl : tolong ape?? (muke cuak)

man : tolong senyum sket boleh?? (muke mengharap)

gurl : haha.. (tersenyum)

man : terima kasih dik..

n the gurl smile terus sepanjang hari..

scenario 2

ayah : knape anak nih asyik masam jerk..cube senyum sikit..

anak : mane ad anak masam..

ayah : x masam ape nyerr..muncung sampai ke laut..

anak : (senyum)..da senyum da..

ayah : mcm tuh lah bagos..kan cantik tuh..berseri sket muke..

scenario 3

adik : asal akak nampak mcm org giler huh??

akak : mane ad,,selumber jerk ckp org giler..

adik : abis,,akak asyik senyum jerk..

akak : mane ad..akak biase jerk lah..lagipun senyum tuh kan sedekah..asal??xnak akak senyum ke??ok..akak x senyum da..

adik : alahh..xde2..senyum lah akak..senyum akak cantik lahh..sy suke tengok..senyum lahh..

akak : (senyum lagi)

scenario 4

suami : sayang senyum sket..

isteri : (snyuman ikhlas utk suami tercinta)

suami : thanks honey (kiss2 isteri banyak2)

haha~~

senyumlah sahabat..

senyumlah wahai anak..

senyumlah teman..

senyumlah semua..

kerana senyum anda mampu mengubah dunia..

senyuman anda..

senyuman suatu penghargaan sebuah pengharapan..

senyum ye~~

tetibe teringat iklan apek yg suh org tua senyum..

org tua tuh xde gg..

tapi..beliau sangat suweett..

senyum lah sket..jangan r masam sangat..

nanti x cantik..

senyum k..bkn saje bleh buat org senang malah buat anda happy jugak..

smile

sekian~~

its human nature..sometimes u just cant denied

ingat x??

knal x??

william shakespeare..

alarrrr..yg kite blaja mase from 4 sonnet 18 tuh..

sonnet 18 ke??

yg shall i compare thee to a summer's day

thou art more lovely and more temperate

blablablablablablabla

blablabla lagi

so long lives this, and this gives life to thee..

ingat??

haha..mesti ingat nyerr kan??

yg cikgu english suh hafal n lafazkan kat tengah2 class tuh..

yg kununnya shakespeare buat utk beloved die..

which rumours said to his gay partner??

huh..

ingat pun..

ko klu pasal gay ingat jerk kan??

adoiiiiyaiiii..ohh..aq tau..sure GAY cell yg ibu flora ckp dalam class tadi membuat korang teruja kan??kan??kan??

x..mcm nih cite die senanyerr..

knape aq tetibe nak ckp pasal si shakespeare janggut panjang nih..

tadi aq jln2 dlm laptop..

google..googling..

tetibe hormon ape ntah menyerang aq..

terasa mcm nak bersyair,, berpantun lah plak kan..

gedixz btoll..

ok..aq ad sbb knape hormon x balance skang nih..

sbb aq jadi kaya gilerr tibe2 dpn mbak bank ina tadi..

ngan pasrah dan redha aq bg beliau berjuta-juta..

xlah berjuta2 pun..

tapi..

money wehhhh..

its all about moneyy~~

ko masuk toilet pun kene kuar money gak kan??

ok2..

straight to the point..

klu nak luah semua yg dlm hati nih 10 page pun xabis kan??

look..

whut i wanna tell actually..

hari nih aq learn something..

about a gurl..

gurl??

ohh..u r a gurl tika..

baru nak learn pasal gurl ke??

apakah??

ok2..chill..

act..perkara nih buat aq terpk n tergelak x bersuara..

u know whut gurl??

no matter how cool u act..

ull end up laughing like mice..walking like cat..eat like princess..

haha..sewel..mmg lahh kan..

x..bukan..fhm x ape aq nak ckp..

mcm nih..

ok..aq agak salute r ngan sowang wanita nie..

die mcm kinda cool..

cool sangat..

kdg2 i wish i am s cool s her..

tapi tadi..

haha..klu ibu flora xde kat situ..

seyes aq gelak guling2..

adoiiyaaiiii..

apekah??adakah ko sudah tidak cool lg..

ok..aq xpenah bgtau ko yg aq admire ko..

just admire ur coolness..

tapi tadi..

ko spoil lahh..

apekah??

ko sangat tidak cool..

ko gelak mcm tikus..

mkn mcm puteri raja yg penuh dengan protokol..

jalan mcm kucing..

haha..

what the fish??

kepada anda..(ok..sape2 pun tlg jangan perasan okeh??sbb ad lahh..xbleh bgtau..nanti aq bg tau aq admire ko,,ko budget aq lesbo)

kenapa anda buat mcm tuh..

anda tau x saya sangat lahh suke dengan ke-cool-an anda..

tapi tadi..

adakah anda hormon tidak balance jugak seperti sy??

ok..tapi..anda x sp..xkene byr duit banyak2 dekat mbak bank ina..

adoii..

anda..kenapa..

sy pk balik tau..

saya salah admire org ke??

alahh..tengok..ape yg anda telah buat tadi..

telah membuat sy x admire anda lg da..

sorry anda..

sy sangat terkejut..

apakah??

anda bercerai ke mlm tadi??

oh..anda xpernah bercinta..mcm mane anda nak bercerai..

ok...

anda..seyes anda sangat cool..

b4 perkara tadi berlaku lahh..

tapi..

selepas perkara itu berlaku..

anda langsung x cool..

hoho..nampaknyerr.. anda da x masuk senarai cool sy da..

sorryy..

anda..anda..apakah??

ok..bkn nak ckp pasal nih jugak senanyerr..

tindakan anda tadi buat sy terpk..

mmg xde gurl yg bleh stay away from ke-gurl-an punye perangai kah??

well..tomboi n lesbo yg saya knal dulu2 pun x se-cool anda..

ohh..mane2 lahh gurl..

n akhirnyerr..

anda tetap jugak membuktikan..

yg anda pun x cool senannyerr..

haha..anda just a very normal gurl..

yg one day akan end up dengan somebody call u mommy,,mak,,ibu,,mama,,umi,,

ok lahh..

gurlss..

nih ad sonnet 20 utk korang..

khas from william..

bkn doc william physio yg hensem yg aq suke 2 lahh.,,

nih william shakespeare..

A woman's face with nature's own hand painted,
Hast thou, the master mistress of my passion;
A woman's gentle heart, but not acquainted
With shifting change, as is false women's fashion:
An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,
Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;
A man in hue all hues in his controlling,
Which steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
And for a woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
But since she prick'd thee out for women's pleasure,
Mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure

phm x??

adoii..google sendiri r meaning die..boleh??

hurm..

tapi..ingat tau..

Allah meletakkan martabat perempuan itu jauh lebih tinggi daripada lelaki..

kenapa mesti kite nak act sangat lahh cool sampai nature kite sebagai perempuan pun tidak terjelas kelihatannyerr..

huh..nampaknyerr..mmg xde lahh cool-est ever gurl in this worldkan??

aq jerk yg weirdo the pelik nak cari2 gurl yg cool..

haha..

so..act..anda x perlu act cool pun senanyerr..

just b urself ok??

haha..kpd anda lg..aq da tau da di sebalik ke-cool-an anda ad sape..

ad gurl yg sangat lahh suweet senanyerr..

haha..

just b urself ok??

ok??janji dengan aq

anda jadi diri anda sendiri..

janji??..!!

p/s; kepada sape2..tulung jangan perasan huh??jangan serang aq untuk pakse aq bg tau sape..sbb..aq xkan bg tau!!!!~

thanks jugak lahh..sbb..

anda betol2 buat aq terpk..

btol..

selamanyerr aq pandang sebelah mate jerk ngan kejadian2 nature nih..

u know whut..

i should open my eyes n brain more bigger

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quotes that never fades~~

ini adalah some of the famous or infamous quotes that will forever b in the history of Malaysia~~i guess

1- samy vellu on pos laju *BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI*

2- klu beliau berasa malu *KEMALUAN SAYA BESAR*

3- pasal dadah *JANGAN HISAP DADA*

4- dalam ceramah samy ckp *KITA AKAN BINA SATU JAMBATAN UNTUK ORONG-ORONG KAMPONG DISINI*

satu pakcik ckp *datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?*

and samy glorious replied *KALAU TAKDE SUNGAI, KITA BINA SUNGAI!*

5- quote yang sangat samy suke dalam national tv *TOLL NAIK SIKIT, MANYAK MARAH SAYA. YOU INGAT SEMUA TOLL SAYA PUNYA BAPA PUNYA KAH?!*

6- during the water shortage crisis *SEMUA ORANG DIMINTA JANGAN MEMBUANG AIYERR..!*

7- mase blood donation campaign kat sg siput *MARILAH KITA SEMUA MENDERMA DARA..*

8- during the opening speech of various function *SELAMAT DATANG SAUDARA-MARA SEMUA..*(suppose saudara-saudari)

9- at an opening ceremony *MEMPERSILAKAN DATIN PADUKA RAFIDAH AZIZ NAIK KE PENTAS UTK MEMBUKA KAIN*

10- commenting about his modesty *SEBENARNYA, KEMALUAN SAYA SANGAT-SANGAT BESAR*

and lastly u know y our N-S highway concessionaire is name PLUS??

PLUS

Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy..